Sunday, December 12, 2010

Updates

As we were without access to internet, I was unable to post a lot of material, so I am going back and adding to it from the paper copy. Here are some of the updates:

Friday, December 3, 2010

Turbo to Paradiso (Capurgana)

After an evening spent eating some delicious ceviche and drinking rum and juice while being eaten alive by little no-see-ums ad mosquitoes, I was thankful to get through to my folks in San Francisco before the family joined together for brunch. It was an early night as we were getting a ride back to the port of Turbo at 6:15AM in order to make sure we could secure a good seat on the lancha (open boat with outboard motor) to Capurgana for what was supposed to be a 3-4 hour boat ride.
We arrived and secured two tickets and then, as we understood there were no cash machines in Capurgana or anywhere closer to the border for that matter, I ran a mission to the ATM, wandering through the early morning bustle of a jungle town, with motorcycles piled high with merchandise, sweeping of streets, juicing of fruits at street vendors, the slightly toasted smell of that mornings arepas being rolled out and cooked. Had some trouble with the ATM and was paranoid to the point I thought the little old lady who was trying to help me (by explaining I could use the other ATM next to the one I was using. Me thinking she was trying to lure me into a booth to rob me...). Successfully withdrew a couple of hundred dollars and then bought bread, water, coffee and sunglasses (Puma mock ups).
Back at the port, a jostling elbow fight for the back row seats as hawkers selling any and everything, gafas, peliculas, musica, perritos, bolsas, musica, gafas... The funniest being the bald guy with a cute puppy. But we managed to get ourselves some good seats, and secured our bags with a plastic trash bag to ensure a dry arrival.
Our boat was the Deep Blue, and we were happy to find that it was covered to keep us out of direct sun for the whole trip, but we were surprised at the number of people they fit on the raft, with about 35 people squeezing on board with bags before gunning the engines and after a quick stop at the port authorities, we were off, southwest across the bay and then up the coast to the Panamanian border.

Upon our arrival, a heavy presence of police and bag searches were the final hurdle before being met by the son of our host Dona Mery, the son Being Enrique, an eager and bright eyed young go getter, who loaded up the cart while telling us his life story and rounding up tow others to come and stay at the Cabinas Darius with us. There is only one moto in Capurgana and we didn't see it until the day we left a week later. Other than that it is horses and carts like this:
After arriving and quickly showering, it was down to the beach to stick our toes into the Caribbean and admire the paradise we had found.

Matty's thoughts on vacation:

Sunset at Turbo

Views from the ecolodge just north of Turbo. Looking out towards the Darien Gap and the border with Panama, the picturesque rain clouds providing a vivid backdrop for the sunset but also a glimpse of what was to come in the coming weeks.


Cartagena to Turbo


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For those of you thinking of traveling by road, either on your own, or via bus, there are a couple of additional facts you should probably know. Before we left, we had triangulated facts on the mission, it was confirmed to us that there was a direct bus that left about 6 times per day to Turbo from the Cartagena bus terminal (which happens to be 45-1hr outside of town). We were told the price would be COP 50,000, and that the road was safe – night or day. This is from the nice and very pregnant woman who runs the front desk at the Hostal Real, whose birthday it also happened to be while we were staying there, and whose parrot subsequently tried to bite my eye out (succeeding only in plucking a few stray eye lashes), so I guess we should have known.

They always say when you hear bad news, get a second opinion, while in this case, it sounded too good to be true, so I asked around. Local police and Colombians told me it was always better to take the bus during the day, and that while they had not heard of any problems on that route, they did not recommend traveling at night. No one had actually done the trip before, but we decided to take the 10-hour, 5:30am direct bus that would ensure us to arrive during the daylight into Turbo which also has a bad reputation for being a dangerous town, but which was also the only access point to the towns we were seeking up the coast.

So after the final night of writing and dancing, it was a brutal and unappreciated nudge that finally got me moving at 4:30am, but without it, no doubt, I would not have stirred. A groggy run through much construction and early morning poverty to the terminal, where we were shocked but finally not surprised to find out that there was no such thing as a direct bus, and that we could only buy tickets through to Monteria, and from there would have to switch buses and companies for the final stretch to Turbo. After buying tickets for 5:30 bus, we were told that we must switch to 5:15 if we want to make our connection, so groggily, but better after the classic travelers breakfast of hot, black coffee, tangy pineapple juice, a frosty beer and a liter of water, we piled onto what was actually a very nice and comfortable express bus to Monteria.

Whizzing though wide open cow fields with large shade providing trees and various types of cattle from the thin arching shoulders of the milk cows to the broad sleek coats for the beef cuts. Dozed off to a bumpy but necessary sleep, waking up only twice, once as my head ricocheted off the glass as we went over some thin bumps encouraging drivers to slow down, and another for a much needed bathroom break and refill on the essentials, this time, refreshing coca-cola, two cold beers and another liter of water.

It was just after passing the factory where they produce RoundUp to use in fumigation efforts in the region that we pulled up to the isolated bus terminal of Monteria, there, still slightly blurry from sleep, we were surprised to find that it was already 12:30, too close for comfort to the 1pm cutoff time we had been informed of when we boarded in Cartagena. Securing 2 seats on the “direct” bus to Turbo on the well-reputed line of Gomez Hernandez, Matty grabbed us seats as I watched the bags get put underneath the bus, and made sure they stayed there. Upon boarding the Red and Gold Striped bus, with flashy lettering proclaiming to all that Gomez Hernandez was the proud banner under which it flies, I had an inkling that this would be a different experience than our fairly comfortable if not a bit long, initial journey. Of course, if I had bothered to look at my map or at google maps, I would have realized that the road to Turbo via Arboletes was not paved, nor had work been done on it since several years before. In hindsight, a bit more research might have helped us to avoid the next 6 hours of our lives, during which many a vision would pass before our eyes, and multiple lives we would be put at constant risk.

It was not until after we stopped in Arboletes for a pit stop where we utilized some local public facilities and procured ourselves some cold beverages to wet our unquenched thirst. I also found what I am sure is to be the new health food craze across the world, ad one that made Matty squirm in his seat, good old fashioned mayonnaise flavored potato chips! Just look at his face of unabashed joy!

Our bus and the commercial strip of Arboletes, the beginning of the perilous final stage.
It being Thanksgiving, this woman was, no doubt in honor of el Dia de Accion de Gracias, transporting an enormous live gobbler onboard what most would usually call a chicken bus, but perhaps a turkey bus for the day.


Based on this shot, you would think it was jus a normal bus, which it was, it was the driver, his assistant and the condition of the roads that combined to make this particular stretch so daunting.


The scenery was beautiful, as we swayed and romped over hills and quickly rushed down the many river valleys and creek gullies that cut through the jungle and plantain plantation covered terrain between the road and the sea. The deep irrigation canals dug around each tree were mere extensions of the ruts and potholes that awaited us around every hazy bend.
Our driver was no slouch. He had places to go, and with the wild eyes of a fiend, tore across the seemingly idyllic landscape with reckless nay negligent abandon. However, he could utilize every tool at his disposal to bring us to a stop upon a shrill whistle from his assistant at the door, bringing us to a sudden grinding halt after which we would be enveloped in the soupy cloud of dust that had been cartoonishly billowing out from behind us, all in order to pick up a now mud caked family of four with a pregnant mother, as the Miami Vice inspired and self important assistant, with his still somehow immaculate white linen shirt unbuttoned to reveal a hairless chest, his peaked cranium, enhanced by the sharp crew cut to hide his receding hairline, and always, the wad of cash in his hand, leaning dangerously over the young girls on board, aviator glasses perched low on his nose, speaking slowly and deeply into their ears as their eyes dart back and forth with the silent urgency of trapped animals.
All the while, the liquid contents of our stomachs rise and fall, as we are tossed and flung violently through the jungle, weaving only to avoid oncoming trucks and those that keep us from heading forward at full speed in a dangerous game of constant chicken around blind corners, in clouds of dust with waving hands, babies and yelping dogs, enormous man sized lizards and police checkpoints, IDs taken, camera's flashing, on and off the bus they come and go, leering lens-covered eyes, screaming nuns, sewing machines and always the rat tat tat, bump and sliding swing and violent crash as we roar up and over and then down again into the blind madness of the road, no time to stop to think, to dream, only enough to fall asleep and awake with a pain on your head and all eyes staring as you realize you've literally flown into the air and bounced off the roof into another seat, and now all shouting, angry, turkeys cocking and crowing as the sleazy assistant exchanges money and leers, out the door again, and with a whistle and a jarring, ripping scrape to silence - and a sigh, as another couple get on board.
Upon our eventual arrival in Turbo, and after another cab ride out to the Ecolodge where we were staying for the night, we were jumping with joy at the mere fact that, despite our 12 hour ordeal, caked in sweat and smelly with fear and dust, we were at the beach, looking back over the Darien gap and thinking about the sun and fun that no doubt lay beyond…